Hey guys, I think I’m going to be taking a break from Tumblr for a while so I can focus more on school stuff.  Idk how long I’ll be gone, but if you for some reason need to get a hold of me, you can always email me at carolinebyrd1995@gmail.com. 

tagged → #my life #bye yall
tagged → #lord of the rings


people joke that star trek and star wars sound really similar and are really similar in subject matter but imo the difference between a trek and a war is immense and very important

tagged → #Star Trek

Why must concert tickets be so expensive and why must I be so broke?

and why the hell is Ringo going everywhere but St. Louis?  I mean, he’s even going to Toledo for christ sake.  No one wants to go to Toledo. 



some life advice for you

feeling sad?

star trek

feeling lonely?

star trek

feeling stressed?

star trek

feeling sexually frustrated?

star trek


tagged → #Star Trek
  • *eats a snack*
  • [Very Hungry Caterpillar voice]: BUT HE WAS STILL HUNGRY
  • *has another snack*
tagged → #story of my life


that guy you just called a nerd? well it’s captain james kirk and you’re right he’s a huge freakin nerd

tagged → #Kirk #Star Trek
"Fluff rice with a fork, never stir it with a spoon.
Vaseline is the best night time eye cream on the market.
You can buy alcohol and chips with your parents’ gas station credit cards.
If you force something, you’ll break it. That could be good or bad.
It’s important to read the care tags on your clothing and follow those instructions.
Related: don’t wash and dry j. crew wool sweaters.
Changing your car’s oil is not optional.
Whatever physical objects you acquire you will one day have to put into a box and move.
You’re allowed to disagree with negative feedback.
It’s always worth reading the instruction manual.
Nostalgia, like any drug, can be a poison or a remedy.
Pets are like human friends but better in every conceivable way.
Good doctors listen more than they talk.
You can’t fix a burned roux.
Just because someone is an authority figure does not mean they are intelligent/competent/right.
Measure twice, cut once.
Get your nice jeans and dress pants tailored by a professional.
If you’re uncomfortable wearing it you will not look good.
You’re not required to drink alcohol while in a bar.
There are a few things that cure all ills: the beach, your favorite album on vinyl, and fresh garlic.
Kindness is not weakness.
Baking soda is not baking powder.
Taking Excedrin P.M. while still in public is not advisable.
Terrible people will succeed. Wonderful people will fail. The world is not fair.
Appropriate footwear is always key.
You can absolutely be too forgiving.
Real humor punches up, not down.
Reading the assigned chapters will actually help you learn the material.
There are no adults. Everyone is as clueless as you are.
Applying eyeliner well is a timeless art.
You can always leave. Awkward dates, suffocating jobs, hometowns that you outgrow, relationships that aren’t growing in the right direction.
You can always come home again.
But it won’t be the same.
Life is too short for bad books, boring movies, shitty people, and margarine.
Never underestimate the importance of eyebrows."
tagged → #quotes #life quotes

I got my roommate/suitemate assignment today. it just feels so weird…I’m going off to college in the fall and I’m going to be living in a totally new place with these three girls I’ve never met before and I’m gonna have a shit ton of new people to meet and oh my god what is this

tagged → #my life #college shit
tagged → #booty trek #dat ass